LINA: We're gonna be real Rough Riders in the building.
You know, I ain't stopping until our high school squad is an All Star squad.
Are you all down? We've got your back, Lina.
Yeah, girl, we tighter than a new weave.
Go! Fight! Kill! I mean, win!
Where you going, cheer-quitas?
The Spirit Championship.
That's where the baddest All Star squads go to compete.
You don't look like no All Stars, ma.
(LAUGHS)
Well, we're not. Yet. But we will be.
Then I guess you ain't got one of these.
(GASPS)
That's an All Star bracelet. But...
Only the best of the best cheerleaders win those. How did you get one?
How you think? You probably stole it.
I know you did.
Whatever.
(UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
(STUDENTS CHEERING)
That's going on right here. Come on, bring it.
(ALL CHEERING)
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Catalina!
No, mami!
Lina, what are you doing?
She married the gabacho!
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Stop! You're ruining everything!
(ALL LAUGHING)
(SQUEALING) Stop!
What's going on here?
(DISTORTED) Cheer your little barrio hearts out!
But Lina's coming to live with me and my daughter in Malibu!
(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
No!
(GROANS)
It was just a dream.
It was just a bad dream.
(SIGHS)
Now the real nightmare begins.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Let me help you with that, Wife.
Thank you, Husband.
I know we sound silly, but I'll never get tired of hearing it.
And I'll never get tired of saying it.
(GROANS IN DISGUST)
I'm glad I skipped breakfast.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Lina, you don't have to go to school today, honey.
Actually, yes, I do. It's my last day in East LA,
and as captain, I need to handle some squad business.
I can give you a ride if you want.
Mmm-mmm. No. I'd rather walk.
Or get dragged by a bus.
Lina, be nice.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Look, I'm gonna be late. I have to go.
All right. Bye.
Sorry. Oh. No, no, no. Honey, listen,
you got to give her a little time. She'll adjust.
Then we'll be one big happy family. I promise. Okay?
I hate him. And his daughter, she creeps me out.
She's like way too Single White Female.
She's probably just mad excited about having a new sister.
Treyvonetta, come on. Sky is not my sister.
Not by cheer, blood or marriage.
I feel you, Lina, but for real though,
girl, you can't complain about moving to Malibu.
You about to be living large.
Yeah, right.
Uh-oh. Love birds alert.
Wassup?
Trey and Lina are here, okay? I got to go.
Come on, mija, you know I love you.
As much as you love this car?
Hey,
at least she lets me get under the hood. You don't.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Watch it, girl.
Oh! I will watch it.
You don't want none of these Golden Gloves.
TREY: Get him, G.
Easy, Oscar de la Ha-Ha. And you'd better not be late picking me up.
What did I tell you about bossing me around in front of your girly girls like that?
At 4:30, Victor.
(SCOFFS) You can't tell me what to do.
I'm a man.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
I'll be here at 4:15 to pick up your little pom poms.
Hey, make sure you two watch over my baby girl for me, all right?
Victor, go. We got this. Go.
In the Gloria-mobile.
This is so messed up, man!
I mean, now we're never gonna get to be All Stars without you, Lina.
No, no, no. We're going to be All Stars.
These quickie marriages, they never last. I'll be back.
Okay, so if you're so sure you're gonna be back,
then why don't you just come and stay with me?
Because my mom thinks that going to school in Malibu
is the best thing that ever happened to me.
She's like, "You'll get a better education. It's safe. I won't have to worry. "
Seriously, what is there to worry about?
Besides, this is the first year our squad is actually tight enough
to become real All Stars.
(ALL SQUEALING) That's what I'm talking about.
Show everyone we're for real.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
I want you to be captain while I'm gone.
Mmm-hmm. Me? Captain? Yeah. Why?
Because, besides me, like, you have the most cheer experience.
That is true, G.
You probably came out the womb like this, "Give me a... "
(IMITATES BABY CRYING)
(LAUGHING)
That looks like me.
But I don't do captain, all right? I hate being in charge, man.
Whatever, you the one that got Victor wrapped around your baby finger.
Yeah. I think you can handle it.
That's because I've got something Victor wants.
But he ain't gonna get it.
He ain't gonna get it!
Okay, you guys, the new beginning until the ripple goes like this.
We're gonna change it now. It starts with the same arm, same leg.
It goes one, two, three, four. Girls go back on five.
(YAWNING)
(LAUGHING) Hit six, six, seven then eight. Ripple style.
Yeah, let's try that with the music. Ready?
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Five, six, seven, eight. Go one, two, three, four. Go back, six...
(ALL LAUGH)
This is a cheer-wreck.
Yeah, our girl is dying over there.
I feel like a witness to a cheer-icide.
You think she'll get better? Hell no.
(CHATTERING)
Really!
Listen, you all need to drop the attitude,
because while I'm gone, Gloria is gonna be the captain.
(ALL PROTESTING)
Okay, it's like that, huh?
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
(GROANS IN DISGUST) That's not very captain-like.
Oh! I'm sorry. My bad.
Look, if we want to be All Stars, then we need to practice like All Stars. Okay?
Now let's do this. Line up.
Yeah, okay. Keep it loose.
Oh! This ought to be good. Charmaine, don't forget,
pop on six, not seven.
Five, six, seven, eight. Music.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Right. Okay.
Remember, All Stars, that's what we want.
Yes. Yes.
All right. Pick it up.
Okay, this is tight. This is tight, ladies.
Now, out!
In you go, hard.
That was hot. Go.
Bring it in.
Come on.
East LA! East LA! East LA! East LA!
(ALL CHEERING)
In your face.
But they couldn't do that five minutes ago.
What's this? Just a little something
so you won't forget us.
Come on, guys, I can't forget you. You're my cheer sisters.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
I miss you guys already.
(SIGHS)
Come back soon, you know, Lina. Real soon.
Catalina, mi amor, mi amor. It's time to go.
(SLOW SONG PLAYING)
East Los. LINA: Forever.
TREY: Don't forget us, Lina. We love you.
So, how many families live here?
One. But it just doubled in size.
Now, listen, I want you both to feel really comfortable here. Mi casa es su casa.
Thanks, Enrique.
Come on, that's not how Henry pronounces his name.
It's okay. She can call me whatever she wants.
Really? Well how about...
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Only if you can say it in church.
Well that's really gonna limit my vocabulary.
(LAUGHING)
Wow!
This is my room?
I don't think I belong here, you guys.
Oh...
Oh. No. Now that's bootleg.
How are they gonna have a broken toilet right next to a new one?
(LAUGHS)
It's not a toilet, Lina. It's a bidet.
A... What?
A bidet.
You use it to wash your...
No, no, no.
That's nasty. How...
I don't even drink out of a public fountain. You expect me to use that?
Oh! I told Dad you were funny.
Thanks, Sky, but your dad doesn't know me.
He doesn't really even know my mother, either.
Maybe, but I don't think it really matters.
He said with Isabel, it was love at first sight.
(SMIRKS)
You mean first he saw her culata. And then he saw her tetas.
What?
Nothing.
Anyway, we're sisters now. I have always wanted a sister.
It's gonna to take more than a marriage license to be considered sisters.
Yeah, I know that.
Even the Brady Bunch had issues.
Right.
Anyway, I'm supposed to tell you dinner's ready.
You know what, I'm good. I'm actually kind of tired. It's been a long day.
Okay.
Unfortunately.
(SNIFFING)
Remember, work on the sync in the table top combination
and make sure that Trey sticks her full back.
Yeah, okay. No problem.
Hey, what's it like there?
Lifestyles of the Rich and Annoying.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
You have to see this!
This girl's room is like a cheer-seum.
Her mother won championships three times!
Wow! Oye, guey, that girl must have cheerleading in her blood.
From what I've seen, I think it skipped a generation.
Looking for me? Girl, I got to go.
Is this you and your mom?
Yeah. Wow.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
She must have been an amazing cheerleader.
Don't! I really don't like people touching her stuff.
Sorry. It's fine.
It's no problem. Here.
Okay. Come on.
You don't want to be late for your first day of school.
Right, because being the new kid is so much fun.
SKY: Yeah. So the pool and the stadium are over there.
And you can get vegan or sushi for lunch.
And...
Oh.
That's the Tai Chi class, which doesn't count for PE credit.
Go figure.
Who are they?
Malibu Jaguars.
All Star squad.
They belong to the cheerleading gym across the street,
but unfortunately some of them go to school here.
The Jaguars? They won the Spirit Championship last year.
SKY: Avery's the captain.
Now, she's a hater. A Sea Lion hater.
Why?
She used to be one of us but we didn't vote her captain, so she quit.
She took all of our best cheerleaders with her.
Hey, you just can't just walk up to them.
Watch me.
Avery?
The Jaguars were sick last year at the Spirit Championship.
I'm sorry, no autographs today.
No, look, look, I'm not a groupie. I'm Catalina.
My East LA squad is like this close to becoming All Stars, too.
Wow! And I'm like this close to caring.
I bet you'll care when we take that bracelet away from you this year.
Cute.
But then you'd have to beat us.
And that's just not happening.
Like her outfit.
Was I talking to you?
Excuse me.
No, no, no. No time for cat fights, Kayla.
As a matter of fact, Cat,
why don't you go back to East LA? Just go south,
and when you start to smell poverty, you're home.
Excuse me, but, Lina, she lives here now.
Wait. Your mother's that Mexican maid who married Sky's daddy.
She doesn't look Mexican.
For your information, we're Cuban-American.
Fascinating.
And my mother was a waitress.
A maid with tips.
You know, y'all are lucky that my girls are not here, because if they were here, we...
You know what, save the urban drama, Cat.
After all, you're the lucky one.
I mean, you got to meet real All Stars today.
They give Malibu-Americans a bad name.
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
(EXCLAIMING)
And guess what. Game over. We won by two.
(LAUGHING)
Oh! That's gross.
I'm sorry. And you are?
Lina. Who are you?
I'm surprised you have to ask. I'm Evan.
Well, Evan, you have a booger.
Uh...
(BELL RINGS)
Hi.
So, we just figured out your style.
So are these old clothes? Are they supposed to be vintage?
No, more like homeless couture.
Look, I don't care what you label whores think.
Where I'm from, this is tight.
But you're here now,
and you kind of stand out like bad teeth.
Look, if you guys want to take this outside,
we can do this.
Hold up, jalapeno.
Yeah, Cat. You know, it's one thing to be a fashion don't,
but unless you want them to give you a permanent facial,
don't threaten me.
You must be Lina.
Yeah, and who are you?
I'm Sky's friend, Christina. Yeah, we're on the squad together.
You're a cheerleader?
(WEAKLY) Go Sea Lions.
(LAUGHS) Look, no offense, but you sound like you've had a cheer-botomy.
How come people always say "No offense" right before they offend you?
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
(SIGHS) Look, it's been a...
No offense, Lina, but you're just like them.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHATTERING)
(DIALING)
Hey, Lina.
Tell me you guys nailed the Liberty combination! We have to hit every stunt.
Lina, Hold on. Victor, enough with the up and down.
You really want to see my up and down? Okay, babe.
Girl, we got a problem.
No. Don't tell me that, Gloria. Step up! Make them practice harder.
I did, but...
Motivate them! Inspire them!
There's nobody left to inspire, all right? Everybody quit.
I mean, of course, except Trey.
My team quit? Why?
Because. Lina, I'm not you.
All right? And they don't think that
I can make them All Stars, and honestly, neither do I. I'm sorry.
It's okay. I know you... I know you tried.
I really did.
But, hey, it's not all bad, you know. You still get to be Princess Lina.
Living in Malibu.
ALL: Jaguars!
(ALL CHEERING)
(SIGHS)
It ain't all good here, mi hermana.
Look, I got to bounce. My bus is here.
She just hung up.
Sorry about your team.
I'll deal with it later.
Sure.
But if you wanna keep up your skills until then, we have a spot on the Sea Lions.
Are you serious?
My squad ain't even cold yet and you're already cheer-jocking me?
You're right.
I'm so sorry. I...
Why did you say that to Sky?
Why? It's not like she's my real sister.
At least in East LA I had family.
You have family here now, too, Lina.
And Sky's been through so much already.
How would you feel if you lost me?
All right, I guess I'll try to be nicer.
You're gonna do a lot more than try.
You're gonna be joining the Sea Lions.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Trying out, huh?
No, just checking things out.
That's cool.
You know, they kind of suck after my sister quit.
(SIGHS)
No. You're Avery's brother?
Not in her fan club, huh?
I'm starting my own club. It's called the League of Avery Can Kiss My Butt.
Yeah? Well, you won't be the only member.
(EVAN LAUGHS)
You know, every pretty girl doesn't have to be a cheerleader.
I mean, the stuff they do is way hard anyway.
It's not that hard.
Oh. No?
Okay, that's easy for a non-cheerleader to say.
Okay.
(BOTH LAUGH)
So what's your thing? You play ball?
Maybe. Think you can step?
Here, take a shot. Really.
No, no, no, really this time. Go ahead.
Okay. Go ahead. Right there.
(GASPS)
I'm so sorry.
Sorry, coach.
You think I'm a klutz, don't you?
Maybe a little.
Come here.
This is how you shoot.
That's it.
(LAUGHS)
It's perfect.
Peep this.
Okay.
Lina! Hey, you came!
(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
Good news. You made the team.
Let's face it, she is the team.
And we voted you team captain.
But you're captain.
Yeah. By default, and I suck.
But you are really good.
Yeah.
You could fix us.
You know, I thought I can do this, but no.
Come on. Come on.
Use your powers for good.
I mean, we do cheer at, like, all of Evan's games.
Yeah.
So? I don't care about him.
(LAUGHS) Right.
We'll pretend like we believe that.
Please, Lina, we will work really hard. Because we could be really good. I promise.
I'd settle for upright.
Good luck with that.
We still have to fill another spot.
You could fill it with whoever you want to. It could be somebody good. I just...
Yeah? Like who?
You swear to help me out?
I will do whatever it takes.
Okay, I'm in.
(ALL CHEERING)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Yes? Can I help you?
(SCREAMING) Lina!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Meet the newest member of our squad.
Go, Sea Crabs! Sea Lions.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
You said to make more of an effort.
Oye, guey, you got one smoking casa!
Thank you.
Okay. Henry's kindness is no excuse for you to take advantage of him, Lina!
Not even a little?
Gloria, tu mama, she must be worried about you.
I almost forgot.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
She's got to go to work, but she'll call you in the morning to thank you.
I have a boyfriend.
Mama thinks this is like putting me in the Virginity Protection Program.
You do realize that there's a waiting list at MV, right?
Dad, can't you, like, dialog with the principal?
Dialog? Please tell me you're not teaching her hood talk.
Come on, Dad. Strings get pulled all the time.
George Bush got into Yale, didn't he?
Come on. No cheerleader left behind.
Please, Daddy? Please.
She used the "Daddy" card. She's good.
All right.
(ALL SCREECHING)
Thank you. Thank you.
(THANKING IN SPANISH)
GIRL: Five, six, seven, eight.
(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Are those the Mountain Lions?
It's the Sea Lions. And no, those are the Jaguars.
No. That was a big bowl of wrong!
(YOWLING)
Yeah.
Looks like Dora the Explorer has a new pal.
Seriously, Cat, you're like a stalker.
Don't you have anything else, I don't know, better to do?
Better than watching you sweat off a spray tan? Yes, I do.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to Sea Lion practice.
They voted me captain.
And you're bragging about it. What a cheer-barrassment.
Don't act like you didn't want to be the captain of the Sea Lions, Avery.
That was way back when I was into charity.
I'm so over that.
Over.
You're a big muscular girl.
Are you gonna practice with the Sea Lions, too?
Or just bench press them?
(ALL LAUGHING)
(EMPHATICALLY) Wait, wait, wait. She said you have
grande muscles. Strong like bull.
Oh...
I'm bilingual. Right? I speak bitch, too.
You got them right, man. Cheer-brujas. Mean and bony.
Better than fat. Let's go.
You know... In a sec.
But your girls, they're coming in too early.
They need to hold on one, and then...
(LAUGHING)
Right. Now train your little Sea Lions to do that.
Then maybe I'll be impressed.
I'd rather be a Sea Lion, if this is the best you got.
So, Cat, I'm guessing your little amiga hasn't seen the rest of the pod squad yet.
Has she?
They're really good. Really.
Really good.
Your Sea Otters got skills, right?
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
They have potential.
Really? Where do they keep it?
Why is that girl dancing with her tongue out?
She said it helps her concentrate.
I used to have a dog who did that. He couldn't cheer either.
Okay. All right, I know it's bad, but, Christina, she's got tumbling skills
and Sky has spirit.
And don't forget her mom won, like, every award.
Like, deep down, she's got cheerleading in her gut!
Too bad it's not in her brain or muscles.
We've got some work to do.
Yeah.
Six, seven, eight.
One, two, three... Load it out.
...four, five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four.
High knees. High knees.
Six. You ain't cute.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Hey! Hey.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Four, five, six. One.
(GROANING)
GIRL: Are you okay?
You all right, man?
I'd rather eat underwear and die.
Sweaty, day-old, butt-wedgie underwear.
Whitney, come back!
She was one of our best dancers. I mean, I know that's not saying much,
but what are we supposed to do now?
I've got an idea.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
(SQUEALING)
In the house!
(ALL LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
This is nice! You all should go on Cribs.
Hey, I'm Treyvonetta.
Girl, how many bedrooms you all got?
Six bedrooms and seven and a half baths.
We can each have own our own suite.
(SQUEALING) Nice! Sweet!
LINA: I'll show you a tour.
(ALL SCREECHING)
Okay, Gloria, Trey and I are gonna break it down for you. Okay?
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three and four. Five, six, seven, eight.
One and two, three and four. Five, six and roll it out.
One, two, three and give it.
I feel so white.
Me, too. Like Clay Aiken white.
Okay, okay. Come on, get up.
You know, rhythm has no color. You know, just shake and jive.
Gonna have some fun. That's right! Come on.
Shake what your mama gave you.
I mean, we just could keep the old routine until, like, after the game.
Or until we graduate.
Look, you want this school to respect you, right?
Yeah. ALL: Yeah.
Then you need to respect yourselves.
Which means you need to improve on your skills.
That's right. So let's drop it like it's hot.
(ALL GASP)
Hit it, girl. Take notes.
Yeah. Is there an easier version that's maybe, like, lukewarm?
Sky, this is the easy version.
Now, come on, Sea Lions.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
You can do this. That's right, come on.
All right. Get into formation.
(SPANISH SONG PLAYING ON RADIO)
Gloria, look who's here.
Victor!
(SCREAMING)
Victor!
You came all the way out here to see me.
You're my chulita.
I'd follow you anywhere.
That's sweet.
Can you spot me a twenty for gas?
No!
Damn!
Yo, who's this?
I'm Sky. It's a pleasure to meet you.
So you're Lina's sister from another mister.
I haven't thought of it like that. No, no. Not really.
Hey, Lina. Who is that dude over there checking you out?
Oh!
Go ahead, Lina.
That boy's finer than baby hair.
Whatever. He's just some guy.
Yeah, right. Evan's, like, the most popular guy in school.
Please. I'm not impressed.
Lina, if Malibu Ken is sweating you,
I can put that fool in check, real quick.
Look at this guy. Look at this guy.
Go get him, papi. You go!
(LAUGHING)
Do that.
What's happening?
He's a mess.
What's up, bro?
Dude, is that your ride?
Yeah, foo, cherried-out, top of the line hydraulics.
What do you know about that, beach boy?
(LAUGHS)
She's a head turner.
All right. Check this out.
I hope he doesn't scare him too much.
GLORIA: He'll be good.
He's supposed to scare him, not be all lovey-dovey.
What?
She's pimped to the max.
Thanks, man.
You know, that's tight you know how we roll in East Los.
I'm Victor.
Evan.
What... They look like they're about to hug.
They're hugging.
Dude, that's what happens when you send a Chihuahua to do the job of a pit bull.
So, what's up, Evan? You trying to push up on Lina?
(LAUGHING) Dude, I'm trying.
But I swear, every time I step to her, I say something stupid.
So, I don't know how well it's going.
Bro, you just got to know how to handle these chicas.
You got to be in charge, homie. Yeah.
They love that. Come on, man. I'll show you how it's done.
Come on. Come on, man.
Wait, wait, wait. Why are they coming over here?
Wait. Quick, quick, quick. Lip check.
Lip Smacker. Here.
Perfect. Watermelon.
Thanks.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Gloria... Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Let's roll out. Evan here wants to holla' at your girl.
Okay. Are you cool?
Yes, whatever.
Okay. We'll wait for you in the car.
Mmm-hmm.
Quit staring. Come on.
See, that's how you do it.
Come on.
So... So...
We should hang out.
Yeah, right.
Your sister would freak out if she saw us hanging out together.
Come on. Let her freak. It's nothing new.
Okay. Yeah?
Maybe. I'll think about it.
Okay. I'll see you at the game tomorrow.
Yes, you will.
(GIRLS SCREECHING)
(CHEERING)
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(CROWD BOOING)
Get up, get up, quick. Give me your hand.
They're even worse than they were before. I love it.
I knew this would be worth being late for practice.
Let's put them out of their misery.
Jaguars.
We can't just walk out.
Hell, no.
Come on.
(ALL CHEERING)
Jaguars! Jaguars!
ALL: If you want to win, yell with all your might! When we say "Go," you say "Fight!"
Go! ALL: Fight!
Go! Fight!
Malibu Vista!
(CHEERING)
This is Sea Lion territory.
Don't ever shake your conceited Jag butt over here again.
Excuse me. Then who's supposed to show our school what a real squad looks like?
Not this mariachi band.
You're so lucky I found Jesus.
Hey, hey, hey. Okay? I didn't use my hands.
All right. But you can't fight girls like this.
They press charges. Right.
Run away.
(GROWLING)
Jaguars.
Emergency practice session?
Yes. As long as it takes.
Lina. Look, I'm sorry about my sister.
She's... Forgotten.
Okay. Works for me.
Why is your brother talking to Miss Chiquita Banana?
He's always dating down. But don't you worry.
I'll fix it.
You know, I need to take care of some team stuff.
Yeah.
I would, too, if my team got spanked like that. I'd...
I mean, I'll just catch up with you later.
Okay. I see the little wheels turning in your evil little head.
What you thinking?
That we're outnumbered and unarmed.
If we were surrounded by all these people back home, what would we do?
Pretend to no habla ingles?
Use our white voices?
No.
Call for backup.
Honestly, I was gonna say run.
But let's do that.
Guys, I know exactly what we need to do.
(SPANISH SONG PLAYING)
Lina, I don't think this was a good idea.
How do they move their bodies like that?
Don't be scared, Sky. Look, I got you looking good.
This is impromptu flavor school for you guys.
We're about to loosen you guys up.
What do you mean?
(EXCLAIMING)
You'll see.
What's wrong now?
Nothing. I just realized something.
I just realized Lina already has two sisters.
She doesn't need me.
Come on, you're being so Betty Buzzkill right now.
I know you better than anyone else and it seems to me like you both need each other.
I have homework. I should go home.
Sky?
Man, you look hot. Dance with me, chulita.
Okay.
Christina?
I have a 4.0 GPA. Leave me alone, Betty Buzzkill.
Yeah.
Yeah, baby.
Sky, want to dance?
No, thanks.
Come on. No, I'm good.
You know you want to.
No, I'm good right here. Thank you.
Sky!
Sky, come on. Let's go.
Sky's in the house.
Come on, girl. Don't be scared. Shake it. Yeah.
Come on, make us proud, Sky.
(WHOOPING)
Look at those hips.
All right.
Lina.
You know, it's called stalking, Evan.
Yeah?
Let me guess. Your new friend Victor told you I'd be here.
Yeah, maybe.
You know, but I cannot believe you didn't invite me to your little party yourself.
I mean, especially after I told everyone how much I like you.
It's just rude.
You did not.
(BOTH GIGGLE)
No, but I will.
Are you always this corny?
You just make me nervous.
Me? Yeah.
Why? You're Mr. Popularity.
Come on.
That's what those other kids see me as. But you don't. And I dig that.
Christina, why can't we be more like them?
Because we took a purity pledge.
But that doesn't mean we can't be more cool and hot like they are.
I guess.
Uh-oh.
Yo, what you looking at?
Who, me?
Nothing. Are you calling my girl nothing?
I saw the way you was looking at her.
What way? There was a way?
No, there's no way. I was just looking.
So you admit you was looking at me.
All right, I'm gonna show you something to look at.
Wait. You want to fight me because I looked at you?
What, did you think you could just look at my girl and get away with it?
Uh-uh. We don't play that here.
Christina, do something.
Lina! Lina! Help!
They're gonna kill Sky!
Wait, hold up. Wait, what's the problem?
I don't know. I mean, I was just looking at her.
And then she came down the stairs and...
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
No! Why, Sky?
Sky, you just can't be looking at people.
I mean, the last girl that looked at me needed stitches.
Yo, what's up with your girl, Lina? Staring like she loco.
You know the deal.
Yeah, I do, but she don't.
She's from Malibu.
Like, people over there just be looking at each other for no reason. All the time.
Let me talk to her and explain it. She'll be straight. Okay?
Fine. We didn't come here to fight, no way.
Will somebody tell me what just happened.
Sky, you can't just be looking at people any kind of way.
Like, you can glance at somebody and smile. But if you stare at them
or you give them one of these.
Or one of these.
That's disrespectful.
And your ass.
You understand, chica?
Yeah. I think so.
Good, next time we bring you to East LA, bring your sunglasses.
Yeah. Big ones.
All right, come, honey.
It's all good. Everything okay?
Yeah, come on.
SKY: Five, six, seven, eight. Two.
Five, six, seven, eight. Two.
What's wrong with me?
Two, four.
God...
I suck. Great.
Okay. One...
Hold your chest up.
What's the use?
I'm nothing like my mother.
Sky, look, I'm sure that's not true.
Because as much as I hate to admit it, I'm a lot like my mom.
I'm opinionated, stubborn...
Loud.
Yeah, that, too.
Which means you have to have a part of your mom in you.
You really think so?
Yeah, I really do.
Well, would you help me find her?
Yeah.
Ready? Five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four.
Keep your chest up. Seven, eight. One, two, three and sit in it.
Five, six, seven, clap.
That's what I'm talking about. It's fun.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
ALL: Here we go! Malibu Vista on the move. Taking all you fools to school.
We're caliente. You know, hot, hot, hot.
We always stay on top. We make you sweat 'cause we run faster.
Try to catch up and we say hasta.
(ALL CHEERING)
Sea Lions! Sea Lions! Sea Lions! Sea Lions!
Sea Lions! Sea Lions!
Oh, my God. That was fun.
(EXCLAIMING)
Someone just had a cheer-gasm.
What? No! You guys are crazy.
Don't front, Lina.
She don't need to. She's already got Evan's nose wide open.
Whatever. You know. For real, though.
That boy's nose is so open you could drive a truck up those nostrils.
What's this? It's a shoe-vite.
I'm having a RDD party and I want you guys to come.
Look, Avery isn't in charge of the social order at Malibu Vista. I am.
And despite the little debacle at the game the other day,
everyone can see that Lina is making the Sea Lions fabulente!
Everybody is talking about it. So...
See you there? And, please, dress to excess!